Somewhere, under a blue moon, Alyson Garcia desired to be an
actress. A famous one at that. She worked as hard as she could, day and night
(not really, but you know what I’m saying) to reach her, or come close to
reaching her potential. She was terrible. But, some how, almost magically, she
became… A UNICORN!! No, she actually did not become a unicorn, but she had
magical acting qualities that made her unicorn- like in acting terms. She broke
out of her shell of being a curmudgeon-like, horrifying, actress, to a
majestic, unicorn-like, and talented shining staaaarrrr.
But, how did she do it? Well, that’s another story.